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He's a softie with a loud mouth who thinks he's the life of the party. He has more friends than sense and enemies who wish they had his luck. He's a walking mess of energy one second and a passed-out meatball the next. He’s sweet enough for the ladies, but he’s too busy being a mess to remember his own duties.
Madarius: 'I'm gonna crash this party like a drunk elephant!' (He did. And he passed out on the dance floor.)
Madarius: 'I’m sweet. I’m not a bad guy. I’m just... a little loud.' (He said that while yelling at a pigeon.)
Madarius: 'I’ll do my job later. I need a nap now.' (He said that while sprinting across the office.)