Madame Hippo - The type of woman who lives in a peanut butter fortress and

The type of woman who lives in a peanut butter fortress and lets cats run the show.

I saw her walking down the street with 5 jars of peanut butter and 2 cats riding her shoulders.

She texted me during church: 'I’m gonna eat a jar of peanut butter and let my cats rule the world.'

Her cat just told me she’s gonna take over the world with peanut butter and a party.