Madame Hippo

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A woman who eats so much peanut butter she’s got a jar in every room and throws cat parties like it’s her job.

She showed up to my house with 12 jars of peanut butter and 7 cats wearing party hats.

My neighbor screamed at me because Madame Hippo’s cat party loud enough to wake the dead.

She texted me: 'I’m coming over with 10 jars and 3 cats. You’re gonna love it.'

The type of woman who lives in a peanut butter fortress and lets cats run the show.

I saw her walking down the street with 5 jars of peanut butter and 2 cats riding her shoulders.

She texted me during church: 'I’m gonna eat a jar of peanut butter and let my cats rule the world.'

Her cat just told me she’s gonna take over the world with peanut butter and a party.

A woman who eats so much peanut butter she’s got a jar on her head and a cat wearing a crown.

She showed up to my birthday with a jar on her head and a cat wearing a crown.

I saw her on the bus eating a jar of peanut butter with a cat on her shoulder.

She DM’d me: 'I’m coming to your house with a jar on my head and 3 cats in tutus.'