Madagascare Syndrome
This syndrome makes you think every person is a snack and a possible date. You’re like a dog that just got dumped on the floor and thinks every piece of meat is a new life.
You see your neighbor and say, 'That’s my next meal.'
You walk into a store and start flirting with the cashier.
You pass a guy and text him, 'Hey, wanna get a bite?'