Madagascare Syndrome

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Madagascare syndrome is when you see everyone as a free meal and a possible lay. Your brain is broken and your standards are lower than a homeless kid’s shoe.

You see your barista and think, 'That’s my next meal.'

Your coworker walks in and you immediately text them, 'Hey, wanna get some?'

You pass a guy on the street and whisper, 'That’s my new BF.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

This syndrome makes you think every person is a snack and a possible date. You’re like a dog that just got dumped on the floor and thinks every piece of meat is a new life.

You see your neighbor and say, 'That’s my next meal.'

You walk into a store and start flirting with the cashier.

You pass a guy and text him, 'Hey, wanna get a bite?'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Madagascare syndrome is when you’re so desperate for a date and food that you think every person is a plate of ribs and a new lover. Your brain is fried and your standards are lower than a pizza delivery guy’s patience.

You see your teacher and whisper, 'That’s my next date.'

You walk into a restaurant and flirt with the waiter.

You pass a guy and say, 'That’s my new BF.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

You get this syndrome when you’re so hungry for love and snacks that you think every person is a cheeseburger and a new flame. Your standards are lower than a broken toaster.

You see your friend and say, 'That’s my next date.'

You walk into a mall and flirt with the salesperson.

You pass a guy and whisper, 'That’s my new BF.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Madagascare syndrome is when you’re so desperate for food and love that you think every person is a snack and a new romance. You’re like a sad dog who thinks every piece of meat is a new life.

You see your boss and text them, 'Hey, wanna get a bite?'

You walk into a class and flirt with the teacher.

You pass a guy and say, 'That’s my new BF.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

This syndrome makes you think every person is a pizza and a new BF. You’re so hungry for love and snacks that you’ll date anyone, even your uncle’s pet rat.

You see your cousin and say, 'That’s my next date.'

You walk into a park and flirt with the guy feeding ducks.

You pass a guy and whisper, 'That’s my new BF.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago