Madagascare Syndrome
Madagascare syndrome is when you’re so desperate for food and love that you think every person is a snack and a new romance. You’re like a sad dog who thinks every piece of meat is a new life.
You see your boss and text them, 'Hey, wanna get a bite?'
You walk into a class and flirt with the teacher.
You pass a guy and say, 'That’s my new BF.'