Mada Kina
Mada Kina is when Sikh and Jain people team up to mess with Mackrel and tomato sauce like it's a war every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, or Sunday. Tuesday is just us picking a side, buy or sell, like it's a stupid fight we can't escape.
'Why are we fighting tomatoes again?'
'Mackrel is my cousin's ex.'
'Tuesday is the only day I don't hate life.'