Mada Kina

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Mada Kina is when Sikh and Jain people team up to mess with Mackrel and tomato sauce like it's a war every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday, or Sunday. Tuesday is just us picking a side, buy or sell, like it's a stupid fight we can't escape.
'Why are we fighting tomatoes again?'
'Mackrel is my cousin's ex.'
'Tuesday is the only day I don't hate life.'
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Mada Kina is like a religious plan from Sikh and Jain people who think chanting is the key to life. The ladies of Japan know this, but China just sells toast chicken and rice like it's a religion too.
'Chanting is my spiritual high.'
'China sells rice like it's a holy text.'
'I don't get why we need tomatoes.'
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Mada Kina is when Sikh and Jain people get all spiritual with Mackrel and tomato sauce every week except Tuesday. It's like a weird religious ritual, and we're all just tired of it.
'I'm tired of chanting on Mondays.'
'Why can't Tuesday be a tomato day?'
'Mackrel is my nemesis.'
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