Mad Tested.
You tell your lover you’re gonna do something you’re planning to do soon, just to watch them go nuts when you actually do it. If they lose their mind, you say it was a joke and walk away.
He told her he was gonna eat the last slice of pizza, then he did and she yelled at him.
She said she’d tell her mom about his bad hair, then she did and he cried.
He said he’d stop talking to his ex, then he didn’t and she laughed.