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You lie to your partner about doing something you’re gonna do later to see how much they rage when you actually do it. If they blow a gasket, you laugh and say it was a joke.
I told her I got a tattoo, just to see her face when I actually did.
He said he’d quit his job, then actually quit and got a new one.
She said she’d break up with me if I didn’t propose, then I did and she was mad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You tell your lover you’re gonna do something you’re planning to do soon, just to watch them go nuts when you actually do it. If they lose their mind, you say it was a joke and walk away.
He told her he was gonna eat the last slice of pizza, then he did and she yelled at him.
She said she’d tell her mom about his bad hair, then she did and he cried.
He said he’d stop talking to his ex, then he didn’t and she laughed.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You fake doing something you're gonna do later to your partner so you can see how angry they get when you actually do it. If they scream, you say it was a joke and walk out.
She told him she’d take the dog to the vet, then she did and he got mad.
He said he'd stop eating chips, then he did and she cried.
She told him she’d leave if he didn’t clean his room, then he didn’t and she yelled.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You tell your lover you're going to do something you're thinking of doing later, just to see how much they scream when you actually do it. If they go full chaos, you laugh and say it was a joke.
He told her he'd start a band, then he did and she asked for a raise.
She said she'd tell her boss about his bad habits, then she did and he got fired.
He said he'd stop talking to his ex, then he didn’t and she asked for a divorce.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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You tell your partner you’re gonna do something you’re planning to do later, just to see how angry they get when you actually do it. If they yell, you say it was a joke and leave.
She said she'd eat all the cookies, then she did and he got mad.
He told her he'd stop talking to his ex, then he didn’t and she asked for a divorce.
She said she'd get a new job, then she did and he cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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