Mad Tested.
You tell your lover you're going to do something you're thinking of doing later, just to see how much they scream when you actually do it. If they go full chaos, you laugh and say it was a joke.
He told her he'd start a band, then he did and she asked for a raise.
She said she'd tell her boss about his bad habits, then she did and he got fired.
He said he'd stop talking to his ex, then he didn’t and she asked for a divorce.