mad rooter
A mad rooter is a clever lady who eats dick like it’s her last meal. She acts all sweet and quiet, but when the lights go out, she’s all over the dick like a hungry dog.
This mad rooter once told her boss to ‘eat a dick’ during a meeting and no one said anything.
She’s a mad rooter who texts me pictures of her lunch and sometimes her dick.
This mad rooter would rather slay a dick than finish her homework.