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A mad rooter is your best mate from down under who laughs like a maniac and would punch a cop for you. They’re the kind of friend who’d rather die than let you get roasted.
I’d follow this mad rooter into a burning building just to avoid being mocked by the fire chief.
This mad rooter once bet his lunch money on a chicken fight and won.
My mad rooter texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me a joke about a toad and a toilet.