Mad Riverish
When a recent grad tries to act like they're the most important person at the bar by being obnoxious and pretending they know everything. Named after a bar where people are just trying to look cool.
He said he was 'just here for the vibes,' but he kept talking over everyone.
She tried to explain why the bar was 'the most important one in the city,' but no one listened.
He asked the bartender if they had 'something special for people who aren't basic.'