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When a kid who just got out of college acts like a total dipstick at a bar trying to seem way cooler than they are. Named after a stupid bar in a big Midwestern town.
"I don't even need a drink to feel cool," he said, while ordering three shots and a diet Coke.
She tried to make a joke about the bar’s name, but it came out as a question.
He took a selfie with the bartender and called it a 'vibes check.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A college graduate who thinks they're the king of the bar because they can order a drink without crying. Named after a bar where all the kids are faking it.
He tried to explain his degree to the bartender and got laughed at.
She took a sip of her drink and immediately said it was 'too basic.'
He tried to start a conversation with the barista and said, 'We don’t do basic here.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When a recent grad tries to act like they're the most important person at the bar by being obnoxious and pretending they know everything. Named after a bar where people are just trying to look cool.
He said he was 'just here for the vibes,' but he kept talking over everyone.
She tried to explain why the bar was 'the most important one in the city,' but no one listened.
He asked the bartender if they had 'something special for people who aren't basic.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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