mad poon
Mad poon is when a chav is so happy they think they’re a god and start throwing chips at people and shouting about their junk.
He said 'I’m mad poon, I just had sex and I’m the strongest man in the world.'
She texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole bag of crisps and I’m the best person in the universe.'
He DM’d me 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my dog into a chicken and I’m the king of the pub.'