mad poon

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Mad poon is when a chav gets so drunk and high they think they’ve turned into a sausage and start shouting about their genitalia in a pub.
My cousin said 'I’m mad poon' after he tried to dance on a table and fell into a keg.
She texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole pizza and a bag of chips.'
He DM’d me 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my mum into a chicken.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Mad poon is when a chav is so full of themselves they think they’re a legend and start talking about their junk like it’s a trophy.
He said 'I’m mad poon, I just won a bet and I’m the king of the pub.'
She told her friends 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole cake and a bag of crisps.'
He texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my dog into a pizza.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Mad poon is when a chav gets so excited about having sex they start shouting in the street and throw a sandwich at a police officer.
He said 'I’m mad poon, I just had sex and I’m the best person in the world.'
She texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my brother into a chicken.'
He DM’d me 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole bag of chips and a sandwich.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Mad poon is when a chav is so drunk and proud they think they’re a superhero and start doing karate in the middle of a takeaway shop.
He said 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my mum into a chicken and I’m the strongest man in the world.'
She texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just had sex and I’m the best person in the universe.'
He DM’d me 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole pizza and I’m the king of the pub.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Mad poon is when a chav is so happy they think they’re a god and start throwing chips at people and shouting about their junk.
He said 'I’m mad poon, I just had sex and I’m the strongest man in the world.'
She texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole bag of crisps and I’m the best person in the universe.'
He DM’d me 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my dog into a chicken and I’m the king of the pub.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Mad poon is when a chav is so full of themselves they think they’ve turned into a dragon and start roaring in the middle of a takeaway shop.
He said 'I’m mad poon, I just had sex and I’m the strongest man in the world.'
She texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my mum into a chicken and I’m the best person in the universe.'
He DM’d me 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole bag of chips and I’m the king of the pub.'
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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