mad poon
Mad poon is when a chav is so full of themselves they think they’re a legend and start talking about their junk like it’s a trophy.
He said 'I’m mad poon, I just won a bet and I’m the king of the pub.'
She told her friends 'I’m mad poon, I just ate a whole cake and a bag of crisps.'
He texted me 'I’m mad poon, I just turned my dog into a pizza.'