Mad koala disease - You are so bad at everything it’s like you were raised by a

You are so bad at everything it’s like you were raised by a donkey. Your name is a swear and your life is a nightmare.

My mom asked me to clean my room. I made it look like a tornado hit it.

I tried to do my homework and it looked like a dog chewed it up.

I tried to play basketball and I fell down like a brick.