Mad koala disease

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You’re so bad at everything it’s like you were born with a curse. Your name is a swear word and your life is a dumpster fire.

My math test was 100% wrong. I think I failed the test and my brain.

I tried to make breakfast and it looked like a warzone.

My friend asked me to play video games. I made it worse for everyone.

You are so bad at life it’s like you were given the worst possible gift. Your name is a joke and your existence is a crime.

I tried to cook and it came out like a science experiment gone wrong.

I tried to draw a cat and it looked like a monster.

I tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.

You are so bad at everything it’s like you were raised by a donkey. Your name is a swear and your life is a nightmare.

My mom asked me to clean my room. I made it look like a tornado hit it.

I tried to do my homework and it looked like a dog chewed it up.

I tried to play basketball and I fell down like a brick.

You’re so bad it’s like you were born in a trash can. Your name is a curse and your life is a disaster.

I tried to write a poem and it sounded like a scream.

I tried to dance and it looked like a robot had a seizure.

I tried to do my hair and it looked like a explosion.

You are so bad at everything it’s like you were cursed by a witch. Your name is a swear and your life is a mess.

I tried to make a sandwich and it looked like a battle field.

I tried to read a book and it felt like a horror movie.

I tried to talk and it sounded like a broken radio.

You are so bad it’s like you were raised by a raccoon. Your name is a joke and your life is a disaster.

I tried to do my math and it looked like a alien wrote it.

I tried to play piano and it sounded like a monkey was screaming.

I tried to walk and I tripped like a baby.