Mad jackin'
When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you forget how to breathe. You're updating your status, checking who's looking at you, and changing your picture like it's a fashion show.
Posted: 'I’m eating a sandwich. It’s a masterpiece.' (It was a bagel.)
Checked his ex's timeline 47 times in one hour.
Changed his profile pic to a dog wearing sunglasses. He looked like a gangster.