Mad jackin'

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When a person is sitting on their phone, staring at Facebook like it's the last meal on Earth. They're updating their status, peeking at old flames, and changing their profile picture just to look cool.
Updated status: 'Feeling like a king today.' (He was wearing pajamas.)
Stalked his ex's ex's ex just because he had no life.
Changed his profile pic to a cat wearing a crown. It was majestic.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're so obsessed with Facebook that you forget how to breathe. You're updating your status, checking who's looking at you, and changing your picture like it's a fashion show.
Posted: 'I’m eating a sandwich. It’s a masterpiece.' (It was a bagel.)
Checked his ex's timeline 47 times in one hour.
Changed his profile pic to a dog wearing sunglasses. He looked like a gangster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're on Facebook so much you think it's a real job. You're updating your status, stalking people like they owe you money, and changing your picture just to look important.
Posted: 'I’m bored. Boredom is my enemy.' (He had 20 likes from his mom.)
Stalked his teacher's ex just because he was mad at the test.
Changed his profile pic to a goat in a suit. It was fancy.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're on Facebook so much your phone is jealous. You're updating your status, looking at people's lives like they're your competition, and changing your picture like it's a beauty pageant.
Posted: 'I’m having a great day.' (He spilled coffee on his pants.)
Stalked his crush's crush just to feel special.
Changed his profile pic to a frog wearing a crown. It was regal.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you're on Facebook so much you think it's your brain. You're updating your status, checking who's online like it's a game, and changing your picture like it's a new identity.
Posted: 'I’m alive.' (He had one like from his brother.)
Stalked his neighbor's dog just because he was lonely.
Changed his profile pic to a chicken in a hat. It was stylish.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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