mad ivan
A man is crapping on the toilet and another man sits on his chest like a fat, smelly, cocky bastard and pees up his ass like he's trying to drown him.
My buddy Dave tried to do a mad ivan on Steve, and Steve just looked at him like he was an idiot.
At the diner, two guys started a mad ivan and the whole place smelled like a dead raccoon.
I did a mad ivan on my dad, and he yelled so loud the neighbors called the cops.