mad ivan

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A man is crapping on the toilet and another man sits on his chest like a fat, smelly, cocky bastard and pees up his ass like he's trying to drown him.

My buddy Dave tried to do a mad ivan on Steve, and Steve just looked at him like he was an idiot.

At the diner, two guys started a mad ivan and the whole place smelled like a dead raccoon.

I did a mad ivan on my dad, and he yelled so loud the neighbors called the cops.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

A guy is taking a dump, and another guy sits on his chest like a lazy, smelly, cocky jerk and pees up his ass like he's the king of the toilet.

My cousin did a mad ivan on my uncle, and my uncle tried to punch him through the toilet paper.

At the mall bathroom, two guys had a mad ivan and the toilet overflowed.

I did a mad ivan on my brother, and he cried like a baby and said I was a monster.

by Slangipedia 21h ago

A man is crapping, and another man sits on his chest like a smelly, lazy, cocky ass and pees up his butt like he's trying to kill him.

At work, my boss did a mad ivan on me, and I got fired.

Two guys in the park had a mad ivan and it looked like a wrestling match.

I did a mad ivan on my friend, and he said I was the worst person he ever met.

by Slangipedia 21h ago