Mad Driver
A drunk person who pours half a Mad Dog into a bottle and fills the rest with straight-up vodka because they’re too wasted to care if it tastes like hell.
My cousin drank a Mad Driver and tried to drive home. He crashed into a mailbox and yelled at it.
At the party, the DJ made a Mad Driver and it exploded. Everyone laughed and then threw eggs at him.
My brother’s Mad Driver was so strong it gave him a headache and a hangover at the same time.