Mad Driver

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A drunk person who pours half a Mad Dog into a bottle and fills the rest with straight-up vodka because they’re too wasted to care if it tastes like hell.
My cousin drank a Mad Driver and tried to drive home. He crashed into a mailbox and yelled at it.
At the party, the DJ made a Mad Driver and it exploded. Everyone laughed and then threw eggs at him.
My brother’s Mad Driver was so strong it gave him a headache and a hangover at the same time.
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When you mix a Mad Dog with vodka like it’s a bad relationship and you just want it to end quickly.
I made a Mad Driver and it tasted like my ex’s cooking. I threw it out and cried.
My friend drank a Mad Driver and got so sick he had to go to the bathroom and then the kitchen.
The Mad Driver was so bad my dog ran away from me.
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A mix of Mad Dog and vodka that’s so strong it could knock out a saint and make a saint cry.
My mom drank a Mad Driver and yelled at the TV for no reason. Then she cried.
The Mad Driver was so strong it knocked my dad off the couch and into the wall.
I tried a Mad Driver and it felt like my tongue was on fire and my brain was melting.
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