Mad Cig - When you’re so desperate for a smoke you’d take a bullet if

When you’re so desperate for a smoke you’d take a bullet if it came with a pack of Camel.

I'm mad cig. I just threw my keys at my friend and I didn’t even mean to.

I'm mad cig. I’m so low I just sat on the floor and started talking to my ceiling.

I'm mad cig. I just yelled 'I need a smoke' at my cat and it stared back at me like I was crazy.