Mad Cig

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When you're so desperate for a smoke you'd kiss a fire hydrant if it gave you a cigarette.

I'm mad cig. I've been staring at my phone for 10 minutes and I still can't text my mom.

I'm so mad cig I'd beat up a vending machine for a pack of smokes.

I'm mad cig. My brain is on fire and my lungs are screaming for help.

Used when you're so hungry for a cigarette you'd punch a cop if he had a lighter.

I'm mad cig. My hands are shaking and I just yelled at my dog for no reason.

I'm mad cig. I tried to eat a sandwich and it tasted like ash.

I'm mad cig. I'm walking around like a zombie looking for a cigarette.

When you’re so desperate for a smoke you’d take a bullet if it came with a pack of Camel.

I'm mad cig. I just threw my keys at my friend and I didn’t even mean to.

I'm mad cig. I’m so low I just sat on the floor and started talking to my ceiling.

I'm mad cig. I just yelled 'I need a smoke' at my cat and it stared back at me like I was crazy.

When you're so desperate for a cigarette you'd rather die than live without one.

I'm mad cig. I just walked out of my house and started yelling at the mailbox.

I'm mad cig. I tried to text my brother and I just typed 'smoke' 20 times.

I'm mad cig. I've been chewing my nails for 30 minutes and it's not helping.

When you're so desperate for a cigarette you'd sell your soul for a lighter.

I'm mad cig. I just threw my phone out the window because it wouldn’t let me text my mom.

I'm mad cig. I tried to eat my lunch and it tasted like ash.

I'm mad cig. I just stared at my friend for 10 minutes and I still didn’t say anything.