MAD BAD SAD AND 2 DAD
A human version of a broken toaster, always making a mess and never doing what they're supposed to.
He was supposed to file the reports but instead he drew a mustache on the boss’s face with highlighter.
He promised to bring snacks but showed up with a bag of expired gummy worms and a middle finger.
He tried to help with the project but ended up turning the classroom into a wrestling ring.
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