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A total disaster who acts like they're the boss of everything but can't even tie their shoes properly.
Jia Kun Zhu just tried to fix the printer and now the whole office is stuck with a paper jam and a screaming toddler.
He said he'd be back in five minutes, but it's been twenty and he's still arguing with the coffee machine.
He tried to cook breakfast and now the smoke alarm is crying and the dog is hiding under the table.
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A human version of a broken toaster, always making a mess and never doing what they're supposed to.
He was supposed to file the reports but instead he drew a mustache on the boss’s face with highlighter.
He promised to bring snacks but showed up with a bag of expired gummy worms and a middle finger.
He tried to help with the project but ended up turning the classroom into a wrestling ring.
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A walking disaster who can't tell the difference between a plan and a joke.
He said he had a ‘brilliant idea’ for the presentation, which was just a napkin with doodles and a crayon explosion.
He tried to make a speech but it sounded like a raccoon was yelling into a megaphone.
He thought ‘working from home’ meant wearing pajamas and eating cereal for dinner, and then he brought the cereal to the meeting.
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