Mad As a Hatter
A mad as a hatter is a really bad handjob given by a girl who thinks she's the best, but actually jerks you off like a wild dragon in the ocean.
My friend got a mad as a hatter handjob from his girlfriend and said it felt like a storm.
My brother's girlfriend gave him a mad as a hatter handjob and he said he felt like he was drowning.
My cousin got a mad as a hatter handjob and said it was like being attacked by a sea monster.