Mad As a Hatter

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If someone calls you mad as a hatter, they're saying you're a complete idiot who acts like a lunatic. You're not crazy enough to be locked up, but you're close.
My mom said I was mad as a hatter after I tried to fight a vacuum cleaner.
My teacher called me mad as a hatter for throwing a pencil at the principal.
My dog was mad as a hatter when he thought the mailman was a robber.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This phrase comes from hatmakers who got messed up by poison from their work. They got all twitchy and crazy from too much mercury.
My uncle was mad as a hatter because he used too much glue on his hats.
My neighbor turned into a mad hatter after eating a whole box of rat poison.
My brother got mad as a hatter after inhaling too much glitter.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mad as a hatter is someone who is utterly nuts and not making any sense.
My sister is mad as a hatter and thinks the moon is made of cheese.
My friend is mad as a hatter and thinks the president is a giant robot.
My dog is mad as a hatter and thinks the mailman is a thief.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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This phrase comes from the book Alice in Wonderland, which is all about being high on LSD and seeing crazy things.
My friend said I was mad as a hatter after I started talking to the TV.
My teacher said I was mad as a hatter because I thought the clock was alive.
My brother was mad as a hatter and drew a cat wearing a hat on the wall.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mad as a hatter is a super ugly guy, usually from the Middle East, who is so crazy he might explode your butt with some Muslim terrorist nonsense.
My friend called my cousin mad as a hatter because he had a beard like a goat.
My neighbor is mad as a hatter and wears a turban like a madman.
My brother said the guy at the gas station was mad as a hatter because he was eating a whole chicken.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mad as a hatter is a person who is super good at something, usually a team name, and looks like a giant, angry, bald guy with a mustache.
My team is called the Mad Hatter because we're all angry and bald.
My uncle joined the Mad Hatter team because he thought he was a superhero.
My brother's team is the Mad Hatter because they all wear hats and yell a lot.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A mad as a hatter is a really bad handjob given by a girl who thinks she's the best, but actually jerks you off like a wild dragon in the ocean.
My friend got a mad as a hatter handjob from his girlfriend and said it felt like a storm.
My brother's girlfriend gave him a mad as a hatter handjob and he said he felt like he was drowning.
My cousin got a mad as a hatter handjob and said it was like being attacked by a sea monster.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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