Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé
A fancy way of saying you got talked to like a dummy while a woman was doing her business and using a bidet to wipe her ass like it was a luxury.
I got scolded like a kid while she took a dump and washed her bhole with a bidet.
He was called a fool while I was cleaning my butt like it was a spa day.
My guy got mouthy while I was doing my business and washing my hole with a bidet like it was a luxury.