Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

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When a guy gets a face full of sass while a lady is doing her business and using a bidet to scrub her hole like it's a crime scene.

I was just told I'm a disgrace by my girlfriend while she pooped and washed her butt with a bidet.

My man got mouthy during a reverse blumpkin and now he's got a reputation.

He got a mouthful of drama while I was cleaning my backside like it was my job.

A fancy way of saying you got talked to like a dummy while a woman was doing her business and using a bidet to wipe her ass like it was a luxury.

I got scolded like a kid while she took a dump and washed her bhole with a bidet.

He was called a fool while I was cleaning my butt like it was a spa day.

My guy got mouthy while I was doing my business and washing my hole with a bidet like it was a luxury.

When a man is getting chewed out while a woman is doing her business and using a bidet to clean her hole like it's a personal attack.

He was yelled at like a loser while I was taking a dump and washing my hole with a bidet.

My man got talked to like he was a failure while I was cleaning my backside with a bidet.

He was scolded like he was a kid while I was doing my business and scrubbing my hole with a bidet.