macwhiskeyson
A half-breed drunk with no brain who guzzles whiskey like it's going out of style. He never passes out, so he ends up doing the worst things ever and gets tossed in jail like a sack of potatoes.
He drank 12 shots and tried to rob a convenience store with a banana.
He climbed a streetlight and yelled at the moon for breaking up with him.
He tried to fight a cop with a bag of chips and lost.