macwhiskeyson

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A half-breed drunk with no brain who guzzles whiskey like it's going out of style. He never passes out, so he ends up doing the worst things ever and gets tossed in jail like a sack of potatoes.
He drank 12 shots and tried to rob a convenience store with a banana.
He climbed a streetlight and yelled at the moon for breaking up with him.
He tried to fight a cop with a bag of chips and lost.
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This idiot is half Irish, half English, and completely useless. He drinks like a fish and gets in trouble for being an idiot who doesn't know when to stop.
He tried to kiss a traffic light and got arrested.
He poured whiskey on a cop and said it was a compliment.
He tried to start a band with a cat and got kicked out of jail.
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A drunk with no sense who drinks whiskey until he turns into a human disaster. He doesn't pass out, so he ends up in jail for doing the worst things ever.
He tried to eat a whole pizza and then fought a trash can.
He yelled at a bus driver for 20 minutes and got tossed in jail.
He tried to dance with a street sign and broke it.
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