macturbate - to get a hard-on from your Apple product and not care who se

to get a hard-on from your Apple product and not care who sees it

I macturbate on my iPhone in the subway, no one cares, I’m just a weird kid

My MacBook is my lover and my iPad is my second favorite lover

I macturbate in the middle of a Zoom call, my boss just thought I was being dramatic