mactíre
a mactíre is someone so good at slaying that your life feels like a bad sequel no one asked for.
You posted a bad haircut. A mactíre posted a picture of their hair and said, 'You’re not even in the same universe.'
You failed a math test. A mactíre aced it and then sent you a TikTok of them solving it in 5 seconds.
You cried in your DMs. A mactíre just said, 'I’ve seen worse.'