mactíre

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a mactíre is someone so good at slaying that your whole life is just a sad side story.
You posted a meme about your day and got 2 likes. A mactíre posted a single photo and got 10,000 retweets.
You cried in your DMs. A mactíre called you a baby and sent a TikTok of them doing 10 push-ups in 10 seconds.
You failed a test. A mactíre aced it and then roasted you in the comments.
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a mactíre is someone who slays so hard you feel like you just got dumped by your ex and your dog.
You posted a sad poem. A mactíre replied with a rap about your life and it was fire.
You got rejected. A mactíre got accepted and then sent you a DM that said 'You’re trash.'
You cried in class. A mactíre walked in and said, 'You’re not even close to being cool.'
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a mactíre is someone so good at slaying that your life feels like a bad sequel no one asked for.
You posted a bad haircut. A mactíre posted a picture of their hair and said, 'You’re not even in the same universe.'
You failed a math test. A mactíre aced it and then sent you a TikTok of them solving it in 5 seconds.
You cried in your DMs. A mactíre just said, 'I’ve seen worse.'
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a mactíre is someone who slays so hard your life is just a sad background story.
You posted a boring video. A mactíre posted a dance video and it went viral.
You cried in your DMs. A mactíre just said, 'You’re not even close to being cool.'
You failed a test. A mactíre passed it and sent you a DM that said, 'You’re trash.'
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a mactíre is someone who slays so hard your life feels like a bad movie no one wanted to watch.
You posted a boring tweet. A mactíre posted a TikTok and it went viral.
You cried in your DMs. A mactíre sent you a message that said, 'You’re not even close to being cool.'
You failed a test. A mactíre passed it and sent you a picture of them eating a whole pizza in 30 seconds.
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a mactíre is someone who slays so hard your life is just a sad side story that no one even reads.
You posted a sad poem. A mactíre replied with a rap about your life and it was fire.
You cried in your DMs. A mactíre sent you a message that said, 'You’re trash.'
You failed a test. A mactíre passed it and then roasts you in the comments.
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