Macterbation
Macterbation is when you're so deep in Apple stuff that you think your iPhone is your best friend and your MacBook is your soulmate. You’re basically living in a world of apps and you don’t even notice when your friends leave.
I had a fight with my iPhone. It didn’t apologize.
I bought a new iPad just to take a selfie. That’s how bad it is.
I skipped my family dinner to update my MacBook. I’m a mess.