mactar
Mactar is when you're so drunk you can't walk straight. You might try to kiss a wall. It’s not pretty.
I mactar'd and tried to kiss my friend. I ended up hugging a tree. It was awkward.
He mactar'd and thought his girlfriend was a barista. He asked for a latte. It was sad.
She mactar'd and tried to sing. It sounded like a cat with a broken radio.