mactar

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Mactar is when you're so drunk you don't know your own face. You might as well be a pile of dead ants.

I drank 12 shots and now I'm mactar. I thought my roommate was my mom.

He tried to text me. I looked at it. I cried. That's mactar.

I mactar'd so hard I forgot my own name. My dog knew who I was.

Mactar is like being hit by a truck, but with alcohol. You're a mess. You don't remember anything. You might not remember your own mom.

She mactar'd at the party and tried to dance with a table. It was sad.

I saw him mactar'd on the floor. He was talking to a ceiling fan.

He mactar'd so bad he tried to eat a lamp. It was a disaster.

Mactar is when you're so wasted you don't know up from down. You might wake up in a ditch with a squirrel on your head.

I mactar'd and woke up in the park. My pants were on backwards. I looked like a fool.

She mactar'd and tried to text her ex. She sent a picture of a cat. It was a mess.

He mactar'd so much he fell into a lake. He came out with a fish in his hair.

Mactar is when you're so drunk you can't walk straight. You might try to kiss a wall. It’s not pretty.

I mactar'd and tried to kiss my friend. I ended up hugging a tree. It was awkward.

He mactar'd and thought his girlfriend was a barista. He asked for a latte. It was sad.

She mactar'd and tried to sing. It sounded like a cat with a broken radio.

Mactar is like being drunker than a horse at a rodeo. You don’t know who you are. You might try to fight a chicken.

He mactar'd and tried to fight a chicken. It was the worst thing I've ever seen.

She mactar'd and said she was the queen of England. I believed her for 10 minutes.

I mactar'd and tried to text my mom. I sent a picture of a pizza. It was confusing.