mactar
Mactar is when you're so wasted you don't know up from down. You might wake up in a ditch with a squirrel on your head.
I mactar'd and woke up in the park. My pants were on backwards. I looked like a fool.
She mactar'd and tried to text her ex. She sent a picture of a cat. It was a mess.
He mactar'd so much he fell into a lake. He came out with a fish in his hair.