macspurt
A crazy Mac lover who talks too much and leaves a gooey mess on your Mac. Also spelled Macspert, which is just a stupid typo.
My Mac has a sticky mess from the Macspurt who lived here before me.
That Macspurt left a goop on my laptop like it was a dessert table.
He’s a Macspurt. He knows everything about Macs and probably eats them for breakfast.