macspurt

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A loud mouthed techno geek who can't shut up about Macs and will probably pee on your keyboard if you don't listen.

I tried to fix my laptop, now my whole life is a Macspurt disaster.

My cousin is a Macspurt. He knows more about Macs than my doctor.

That Macspurt screamed about macOS updates for three hours straight.

A crazy Mac lover who talks too much and leaves a gooey mess on your Mac. Also spelled Macspert, which is just a stupid typo.

My Mac has a sticky mess from the Macspurt who lived here before me.

That Macspurt left a goop on my laptop like it was a dessert table.

He’s a Macspurt. He knows everything about Macs and probably eats them for breakfast.

A hyperactive Mac fanboy who loses their mind when a new update comes out. Also the name of the sticky mess they leave behind.

My Mac is covered in Macspurt goop from the last update party.

That Macspurt ranted about the new macOS for two hours and then cried.

I got a Macspurt in my coffee. Now my Mac tastes like burnt toast.