Macrotweeting - Writing long-ass paragraphs like you’re trying to impress a

Writing long-ass paragraphs like you’re trying to impress a teacher who’s already dead.

I woke up at 3 AM and thought about my feelings for my ex for 12 minutes straight.

This is the saddest tweet I've ever seen and I'm crying in a gas station.

I just ate three burritos and now I’m questioning my life choices.