Macrotweeting

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Writing long-ass paragraphs like you’re trying to impress a teacher who’s already dead.

I woke up at 3 AM and thought about my feelings for my ex for 12 minutes straight.

This is the saddest tweet I've ever seen and I'm crying in a gas station.

I just ate three burritos and now I’m questioning my life choices.

Tweeting like you have a never-ending rant and no one asked for it.

My mom called me fat and I didn’t even do anything wrong.

I failed my math test because I thought 2 + 2 was 5 and I was right.

I just got yelled at by my boss and I’m not even the one who messed up.

Putting your thoughts in a tweet like it’s a diary and you’re too lazy to write the whole thing.

I’m sad because my cat hates me and I don’t know why.

I just got rejected and I’m going to eat a whole pizza to forget about it.

My phone died and I can’t text my best friend and I’m dying inside.

Writing so much on a tweet it’s like you’re trying to make your followers feel your pain.

My dog ate my homework and now I’m going to fail my class.

I got a C on my test and I’m crying in my cereal.

My phone is broken and I can’t talk to my crush and I’m going to die.

Tweeting like you’re on a soap opera and your life is the most dramatic thing ever.

My ex just came back and I don’t know what to do.

I got a job and now I’m rich and I can’t believe it.

I broke up with my best friend and now I’m alone.

Putting your feelings in a tweet like it’s the only way to survive the day.

I had a bad day at school and I just want to die.

I got a bad grade and now I’m going to fail my class.

I just got yelled at by my teacher and I’m crying in my math book.