macrosleep
Not as short as a nap but not as long as your grandma's bedtime story. It's like a sleep that's just trying to be average but still wins.
'I had a macrosleep during lunch and now I'm confused about my life.'
'My macrosleep was so good I woke up and my coworker was still asleep.'
'I did a macrosleep in the middle of the grocery store and now I have 3000 calories in my cart.'