macrosleep

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The biggest, most glorious sleep of the day. It's like your body is saying, 'I'm not done yet, you stupid person.' Microsleep is just a tiny yawn in comparison.

'I had a macrosleep so long I woke up and my dog was dreaming about my mom.'

'My macrosleep was so good I forgot my own name.'

'I macroslept through the entire math test and got a 100% because the teacher fell asleep too.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago

Not as short as a nap but not as long as your grandma's bedtime story. It's like a sleep that's just trying to be average but still wins.

'I had a macrosleep during lunch and now I'm confused about my life.'

'My macrosleep was so good I woke up and my coworker was still asleep.'

'I did a macrosleep in the middle of the grocery store and now I have 3000 calories in my cart.'

by Slangipedia 8h ago