Macronutrient - What you eat when you're trying to look good, but your pants

What you eat when you're trying to look good, but your pants still look like they're about to break.

I ate 200 grams of carbs, but my pants are still like a jail cell.

I counted my protein, but my snack was 15. I'm a snack criminal.

I ate 5000 calories, but I still called my mom. I'm a snack king.